person: he’s so hot
lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive
person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men
lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good
Everyone needs an anti-possession symbol on their blog
Getting this tattoo with karalee
I was trying to remember why this picture of this cat looked so familiar
then I realised
"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"
funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.
I like to smoke before after and during every activity if its possible.
THE ULTIMATE BOYS MASTER POST, YOU’RE WELCOME ;)
This is so good, the confidence one actually works so well! :D
Any guy who can’t handle stretch marks, scars, birth marks or anything that’s fucking natural, is an automatic fuck boy.