if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
All you Bond villains looking for a stylish evil operations base, take note.
Never really thought about this before, but it really is one of the best sounds
It’s even better knowing you’re the reason they are laughing
this is perfect
it breaks you heart seeing someone you love cry, watching them crumble. but then they laugh in a matter of minutes, and it warms your heart, it lifts your spirit knowing that you made them feel better. you made them feel safe. you made them laugh.
Had to give him the talk… Now let’s see if this friendship is really worth it. I can’t sit by and watch someone destroy their life rapidly in a couple of days… And over a stupid drug. I want him to have a future, have his family there, have a job and see his own daughter. I just want him to be happy, for once in his miserable life, I want him to try.
I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.
I was wrong.
they should just start to hire tumblr to make adverts for them.
once i saw Jon Snow, had to
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book